Yay! You're free!

You shouldn't be such a fag.

I've been banned for 30days about 4times now.

Thank god for alts.

Infamous? Are you sure that's the correct term?

I guess you mean not famous.

I guess I'm just well liked by some people.

Captin!

I have some news from the front!

They say they're gonna deport all the soliders!

What should we do!

"the internet isn't an english test."

Thats the fucking greatest quote Ive ever heard anyone say on the internets.

When is teh banz over?

u no ur the only girl ive come across (since ive been here which is like 4 months) and it seems like u realy dont like ngs, but...
u make pretty good flash movies and u got a high level

wats the deal man....um..i mean girl

Ah, when was the last time you went outside?

u no there arwe tones more games and movies on the internet than just this 1 site

and we shall celebrate this glorious event with......PORN

Racial slurs are about the most uncreative thing you can do. Try something inventive, at least

Was it bigbadron?

btw, it's going pretty well. :D

Ouchies. :x

Happy back-on-BBS day! XD

I was mad for a 3 day ban i feel your pain to a small degree. >:| bans...

DAILY 0 BOMB WITH PROXIES GO

Something tells me Lorkas is trying to eat the NG BBS..? o.o

greensucksbluerules says:
Was it bigbadron?
Nov. 5, 2007 | 8:52 AMLorkas responds:
Nope, BBR.

>:/

Epic.

are you real female or your just pretending?

BONO?! I rather have Boonen, the Belgium cyclist...
HIT'NWHITE'NRUN'NNERDY

FUCK YOU FOR NO REASON ASSHOLE

"Pretty woman, walking down the street..."

Hi there!

lol shit

You did do a barrel roll of the stage right?
RIGHT?

LOL GERARD WAY

That's just immature. ;)

o i c

fun time.

Dude, this person was 17ish a week ago, now she's 80? Jeez.. talk about what coffee does to yer..

I know where's Lithuania i'mnot stupid

;)

i love ya and i'm serious. <3

i'm sexy, aren't i?

where is naked chicks?

oh...i bet your sexy, aren't you?

Average nger: OMG! Lorkas is a woman?! OMG

Me: So Lorkas is a woman? Huh... Go figure...

:P

Sakrol, Do you follow?

shoop

may i ask inappropriate questions?

oh yeah!!! i got a ton of whistle points off of your posts

Continue teh song!
...A YOUNG BOY...

I <3 Lorkas :3.

WTF YOU TOOK 50.

I was going to do it.... :{

Heh, I appearantly missed that epic day! :D

cup of coffee?

dorkas

Newgrounds isn't a place 4 assholes like you.
Go away.
AND STOP CORRECTING PEOPLE 4 CHRIST'S SAKE!
RETARD!
Screw you.
I'm going to have a random dance party.
AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!!!!!

You are.
<PWNed>

Hi. Thanks for the comment. Question: is the garbage whistle a statement or have you just not gotten around to fixing it yet?

I think ya shooped when you shoulda wooped!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7 4264/871 (Rage's gift to you. Fix your whistle!)

A YOUNG BOY

FUCK UR MOM FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope.
You are STILL <PWNed>

I noticed that you keep changing your gender. Are you Micheal Jackson?!?
DON'T MOLEST ME!!!!!

Dorkas...
Lawlz.

Whore-kas.
Your turn.

Lork-ASS.
Got any more bright ideas?

your sig is awesome-o

Shoop Da Whoop.

*Yawn*
Do all of your comebacks include gay bashing?
Bore-kas.
I'm done.
Don't bother replying, I already know what you're gonna say.

Lorkas, you make me laugh.

You may not know me, but I don't care. <3

officer made my sig too :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
lunarlander96?
What the fuck?

somebody told me you were country...now I know. Youse a herb

Mods don't know about my <3

I lol'd on the pic

Super-shooper-wooper!

no shit

Hey!
http://kagoe.newgrounds.com/news/post /29533
Check this out!

can a Shoop woop poop?

something to be proud of.

Hi :3

You ought to get "Frequent banned points," redeemable for stickers and t-shirts. When I was banned for 3 days, I didn't know what I'd do.

One last thing. Do you speak Lithuanian, or just English?

so how are ya today?

I don't like you.

O RLY?

Hi! Remember me? No- you probably don't. But what the hell....I have a question!! :D

would you want to be a mod? Because I can see that you like ripping on mods, but is the reason is that your jealous of them? Jealous of the power they have over this website? Or do you just don't like them...

You say your surprised that a 12 year old can use proper grammar and spelling?
You also say you signed up when you were 11, so why are you surpised? Your first posts have fine grammar.

I think its more a choice to use improper grammar, cause most are slow when it comes to keyboards. They are generally new to the internet I guess.

I signed up when I was 10 and posted when I was 11, I think my grammar was okay.

Also, Are you a guy or a girl? Because last time a checked your profile said female, and now it says male...

Wait...nevermind, my first post was prolly when I was 12...

By the way, I am GOTHCLAW'S (GOOTHCLAWZ) sister and thank you for the compliment of which you say might be a compliment. either way, I yet again have a question which you don't have to answer if your willing that way.

What does a bronze whilse status mean and how did you get it? Because mine if pink and normal :/

How long were you banned?

You got banned??! How come? I bet it was unfairly done...

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS THAT RIGHT!!!!!!!

1 more comment to go 'till 100!

I hope you don't mind me taking your 100th comment.
<100 comment random dance party!!!!!>

I wasn't implying that you hated me, I just meant that I've made a few friends on here, and they give me a lot of comments.

Well, my art thread was deleted. (surprisingly enough....not) So I guess I know how it feals. Either way, I'm going to make a better one - much better. If you have any segestions on how I improve that would be cool anywayz.

Oh yeah....I forgot about my question, do you like Chemical Romance?

PIE IS GEWD!
GAWD I CAN'T SPELL RIGHT! I LEFT CAPS LOCK ON...

^^^^^^ heheheh....

Gf? WTF??! I mean, how old are you? because I thought you said you weren't even 13? Neithetr am i but still...:)

By the way, it truns out my art thread wasen't deleted. Oops! >:)

Hurdy huuur...
Your a lil older than me, I turned 13 October 26.

How strange, my birthday is on the 6th of July!! :D
Anywayz, is it me or my art thread is been a bit awful. People ( I.E Darkstyze) are filling it with spam. Any ideas what I should do? I've tried reasoing, shouting, talking and even agreeing - lol. I know I'll get a good answer from you because ur a good NG friend. :)

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COMEDY SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!

What is wrong with my sexy b/p stats? LOL

And its good to see you :D

holy fuck 111 comments! what were you doing, lorkas?

clever

I'm chargin' mah lazorz!!!
Also:
1. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
I say: HOLY SHIT!!! I LEFT THE OVEN ON!! F*CK!!!

2. Confucious says:

"Man that goes to sleep with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly finger"

stinkypinky?

WOO MCR!!!...uh, wooo. spam topics!!!
: lol afterthought.

OH SHIT! I think that guy in your pic might be a chargin' hiz lazorz!

run muthafuggas, RUN!

JKSdjfS b

esg

YEH I THOUGHT SO

You know....stealing shoes is wrong.
Wether you're a gnome or not.

When you steal shoes, the victim becomes shoeless then goes on to step on a piece of aids infested glass. Then he goes and fucks your girlfriend, then you fuck your girlfriend and BOOM now you've been hit by the aids truck!

All of that could've been avoided by NOT being a shoe stealing gnome.

When I was...a young BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!

Great work there and the ban was certainly worth it.
Also good image there
Finally your another Bronze Whistle friend.

eyelovepyzda

When I was, a young BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!one!
!!!

Oooh! A shoop da woop! Who invented/created/thought of the shoop da woop thingys? Ya know?>..

Kaggy is it now, well, I'm just speechless!!!.......

Talk about reaching for the stars!!

Don't listen my brother, his a violent douch bad. >:(

Fags hate pyzda. They hate pyzda like poison.

IS THAT GERARD WAY FROM MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

YOU SHOOP'D HIM WELL GUD MY HUMBLE SIRE

You said mean things aout me on my brothers blog. >:[

Personally? You talked about me behind my back....kinda....still...*angry face* >:[

Thats it!!! Don't even look at me anymore!! >:'[
If you weren't being serious then why say it? Unless you want to have more friends then you can handle....

Joke-(johk)To say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious i.e you can say stuff and not be serious about it, its called a joke. People do it all the time.

A joke? Is that all I am to you??! OMG!!!!1!231231

Lolz, if you knew how to joke around, you would know that all those comments of me by offeneded, were all a joke. Losen up. -.o

SPAM ALERT! SPAM ALERT! SPA.....oops! False alarm. :)

nICE PIC

Lorkas 2? who would ever suspect that??! Lolz :D

NEWZ: giant crabs are invading artantic oceans, threating soft sea life which aren't used to such predators. Many think the crabs can come to that sea due to global warming, so the seas isen't as cold as it used to be. In other news, this turns out to be the biggest porno site in the world, *click-click-CLICK* http://kagoe.myminicity.com/

Lolz, ok. Maybe I do over do my minicity but I need tobe better than GOTHCLAWZ!! Anywayz, its true about those dam giant crabs, they're monsters!!

Oooh you dirty bitch!!

you must be one of the popular ones here on newgrounds, right?

This guy's WACK!!

Beat your sister up? How could you!!! GOTHCLAWZ takes these things seriously....

To think that I thought you were a decent person.

Sorry dude, don't worry, its cool :)

I'm just chilling out, ya know? Been doing drawing and history project *sigh*. What about you?

Good luck on ur homewrk >:)

Paradox is so stupid that he got locked in a super market and starved :D

Usernames can be reasons to get an account deleted nowadays? Damn.

This alt is Sexy

You sex me up.

I can't live anmore.

You sick, sick fuck.

Truth was here

UPDATE MESSAGE:

The Irrelevent NG userlist that you're a part of has now ended. Unless my mind changes there will be no more than 163 usernames and 250 comments.

Your name shall always be on one of the largest user lists in NG history. Thank you for your time.

Sincely

BT

BT sent the same message to me, its so sad >.<

What's it like knowing you're a christfag?

I'm....COOL??! ^________^

How long you gonna keep this blog? Oh yeah, did I tell you about my ear? Put it this way, it hurts...

Nope, I have an infected zist in my ear lobe, so I have to take 4 pills aay which taste like shit if they break in my mouth >.<

What you mean I look different!?
http://gc-art.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/38467

I like cookies

lorkas, ibhenowflee wants us in his office... check his userpage!

By the way, if you care, friend, I'm not going my flash now because I hav tons of homework, assessments, etc So don't exspect much till Easter holiday :3
'Ow are you by the way? >:@

Test? What test??! :D

I'm your test for today.
the questions are:

A. B?

B. Do I like men?

C. Are you masturbating right now?

D. Am I April Fulp?

hi,,

fire ur BAD MUSIC!

check out my page

Emo Rock Bander!

how do i shoop woop?

lulz im seolhyun, i helped with flash hell, now all vote 5 on my first solo project

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /434867

I love you.

I'm mindlessly guessing that your so called Maths test is over..? :D

you are awesome man ;D

You just got APRIME'D and a half

you are making me bluuuuush meeeegh xD

omg we are red faices

shweeeeeeeeeeeeet hmhmmmmmm

thats right n****r!!!!!

voice over: omg he said n****r, GET HIM

is cool, dont tell mom

any idea's for a flash, after next friday i havee 2 weeks of vacation

sweet: D anymore???

yeah and then, he survives, but then there is a box with serial and he doesnt survive ... ahwwwww

help you supercool person!! i has a garbage whistle how to get normal, or bronze or deity :D....?

yahooo, now i go and ungarbage that piece of crap *heroic music plays way to loud*

:D *^_^*

Hello...
Long lost brother...

lol i am korean, just live in this country. if u dont believe me go check my page : D

Very sexy.

SHUT THA FUK UP U FUCKIN HIPPY

LOL @ GERARD FAG

Stop telling miya brother to hurt me, Bitchdog!! >:@
hey, I just realised! Bitchdog would make a good username...I must tell NO-ONE!! o.0

n****r faggot

you and i are way to cool 2B emo =3

blargh we 2cool!

DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!

lol

I got silver whistle, was proud of it, lost it, but I got it back in about 2 hours

lol funny picture...i mean i like MCR but thats fucking funny

Lolz. You've had this blog for ages. Maybe...maybe you should move on 0.0
Oh yeah, how are you also? :3

A brother? I really don't want to now what you do in your free time all of a sudden *shiver*
Anywayz, I'm fine. Got school in 2 days, dat'll suck bad. I hate my school, too many projects and bad people :'(

PINCH AN' PUNCH FOR THE FIRST DAY OF DA MONTH!! :D Enjoy.

Hi sexy

Hi there Hot'ah! :3

GRRRRowl. >:D

teh gud lazar!

Hmm...yes..roar..mm.. :)

Dude, you joined at 11?

I sometimes get the feeling...

11? It's always the young ones...

Do you like Paradox? My blog should exsplain... XD

Lol

live to whore till you get banned till the whoredom draws from you i'm not attention whoring in live to whore

WHY HALLO THAR. SO DID YOU BRING THE STUFF? :3

You made this blog since octoboer 2007, I was bearly playing back then 0.0

lol funny pic, good post.

Chemical romance are ok, I like their song Cancer, Black Parade and famous last wordz. You? :)

Why did you leave it then? O:

I'm a fairing MA Lazar

Hi dude, please join. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 40298

I love you.

Hello there, long time no see, huh? :3

Hmph, not that much attention. Most of them are like 'H-h-hiiiii :DDD' and leave it at that. Besides, most guys hate me; up least they perfer to hate O__o

Hi there, sexah devil :3 hows it going?

mint picture

i really hate noobs... like you who think there cool cause they put a dumb ass pic that has been immaturely posted in hopes of becoming one more step up from a nema toad...

fucking punk

Kags...KAGS??! Is this some kind of sick joke to you?!
Lol, anywayz, do you know Framen? >___^

I guess u won't ever know him becasue hes been deleted recently :(
Probably because hes 12...and proud :p

You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing!?

He's a friend :3
He did spam loads of people's inboxs with 'do you want to buy my WoW account..'
Did you get it?

Do you like Naruto?
Now I mean the japenses one, this one which isn't covered in 4kids shit. I mean the ones on http://tailedfox.com its got a scene where this blonde chick was nailed to a wall by her hands :O

lol check dis out, FAWX IS GONNA RAPE IBHENOWFLEE

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

yeee, i thought.... flash hell 2 coming,

i though HI LORKAAAAAAAAS

I've changed..

ye thear is check the news on flee's account , its one of his previous posts

Lol, I ment I changed my account's apperence ^___^
Hey, thinking of a flash project?

flash project? that is like, kinky!

Uuuggh, the neighbours are drunk and they're smacking eachother. Huge group of teens *shiver* lol..

check out ma new flash (wait before clickin play) it lags like a fuck since my loadbar is stuck

lol, even at my age I hate alchoal, it tastse nasty >:O
Do u like it?

Wow, I just read through all my comments on this blog and I really feel like I talk differently now O_____o
What kinda things does he drink? My mum just drinks lots of wine..

BTW dude, what do you think of my new sig? <3

Thanx, i've gone Naruto crazy XD.
A growing oranism? Interesting way on putting it :3

Ugh, Paradox spammed my blog again with his damn alts >:(
He really needs to let go of me

Trust me, I know ;)
Besides, how many alts have you got? (if you don't mind me asking) I never bothered with them personally..

Lorkas is sane.hurray for the whistle.
I dont know how to get 1 :( i just blow the whistle whenever i see an annoying amv on newgrounds.
congrats. even though I'm probably late as fuck on the subject...

Cool.
Woohoo
oh, awesome.
Why did you give out your password?

What happened to that friend list you said you were going to make? O___o

Woot

Hey, what you up to? ^^

I love you.

What kind? Use ham and cheese ^__^

i could have swore it said you were a girl last time i saw your profile oO

Hey dude, I was wondering, what do you think of my website? http://bijuuclan.phpbbnew.com ^____^

I'm sorry :(

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So how was your week? :3

O o
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Shitty grades? How shitty? :O

Not that bad, just gotta keep trying :3

What The Fuck how old is this post?

lol

Are you now?

Congrats on the whistle, discongrats on the whistle drop, congrats on the whistle gain again!

When I was a young boy

to see a marching band

I dont know the rest. :/

Would you agree that Lithuanian vodka is THE FUCKING SHIT, YA!?!?!?!?!

he said son when you grow up

uhm

the savior of the damned

or something.

LITHUANIA

My country and your country made a pro country in the 16th and 17th century

nice one... high five!
and nice pic!

Shooop da whooooop

Bach was fucking genious
Thanks for reminding me about that

Sup n***a.

The silver whistle looks nice with your badge and level icon.

This. is a tree.

We're all children in God's eyes.

i stole and edited your sig.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Lietuvis =D!!! Sveikas ;D

Do why do give people zeros if one thing to a game doesn't seem right? -_-

Not funnah...

I wuvs u. I wish I could shoop like you could.

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