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I'd offer you some tea but...

Age 29, Male

shoe stealing Gnome

school for gnomes

Lithuania,

Joined on 4/3/06

Level:
29
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9,252 / 9,340
Exp Rank:
3,763
Vote Power:
7.09 votes
Rank:
Police Sergeant
Global Rank:
7,664
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382
Saves:
815
B/P Bonus:
12%
Whistle:
Silver
Medals:
354

When I was...a shoop woop. Also, holy shit silver whistle.

Posted by Lorkas - October 13th, 2007


EDIT: unbanned now.
EDIT2: By the way, is cool
EDIT3: Holy shit, silver whistle! Woohoo!
EDIT4 [NEW]: Huh...My whistle level dropped
Remember the day when there were no mods online for about an hour? The day a week ago? Yeah. Well during that timing I made about three spam topics, and about 60 spam posts (Most of them were with the word nig**r in it)

password -diazepam

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...Jimmy's eyes. It's as though he gazes into your soul, reading your every sin. Yet, he isn't judging you. These eyes of demise do not judge, for you feel no shame or regret. His stare still scares you, as if it is there to tell you something. A commodity you may already know of. Yes, something you may be obligated to do. This cannibalistic gaze is corrupting your sanity, desecrating it with incongruous thoughts, repeating the same word you've known for as long you were alive - Donate. That's the '''only''' way to absolve yourself from that vicious scowl. That is the only way to eradicate those revolting chains that have locked your own mind.

When I was...a shoop woop. Also, holy shit silver whistle.


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Comments

Fags hate pyzda. They hate pyzda like poison.

They don't hate it, actually. I think they just don't find it sexy.

IS THAT GERARD WAY FROM MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

YOU SHOOP'D HIM WELL GUD MY HUMBLE SIRE

Joke-(johk)To say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious i.e you can say stuff and not be serious about it, its called a joke. People do it all the time.

You're right. Though it's my fault anticipating that Kagoe doesn't get insulted easily...Some people can't take a joke.

Oooh you dirty bitch!!

Beat your sister up more lol. She deserves it...

you must be one of the popular ones here on newgrounds, right?

Good question. I've never felt that way. It's just that this news post is like five months old. And you know what that means, right? Or maybe I am popular, I do have a topic dedicated for me. But meh, almost everyone has that shi' now, don't you think?

This guy's WACK!!

As in, badass-wack?

This alt is Sexy

Alt? No, I'm not an alt. Though I have about 5 alts. 2 for spamming, 3 for making dumb topics.

You sex me up.

Glad to hear that.

I can't live anmore.

Too bad...

Truth was here

Howdy

UPDATE MESSAGE:

The Irrelevent NG userlist that you're a part of has now ended. Unless my mind changes there will be no more than 163 usernames and 250 comments.

Your name shall always be on one of the largest user lists in NG history. Thank you for your time.

Sincely

BT

Wooo...I'm one of the cool kids now!

What's it like knowing you're a christfag?

Well, I'm never sad. Because when it feels like everyone's mad at you, God isn't.

What you mean I look different!?
<a href="http://gc-art.newgrounds.com/news/post/38467">http://gc-art.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/38467</a>

Huh?

I like cookies

Me too!

lorkas, ibhenowflee wants us in his office... check his userpage!

I'm on my way!

I'm your test for today.
the questions are:

A. B?

B. Do I like men?

C. Are you masturbating right now?

D. Am I April Fulp?

A. Sure
B. I'm bi :D
C. Not that I know
D. Nope

hi,,

Hello :)

fire ur BAD MUSIC!

I didn't submit any songs on newgrounds, so...

check out my page

I'll get right on that

Emo Rock Bander!

Shoop wooper.

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