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I'd offer you some tea but...

Age 30, Male

shoe stealing Gnome

school for gnomes

Lithuania,

Joined on 4/3/06

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Police Sergeant
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WTF YOU TOOK 50.

I was going to do it.... :{

Lol, I took it just before you. I suppose you deserve it lol.

Heh, I appearantly missed that epic day! :D

It was yesterday.

cup of coffee?

Sure, why not.

dorkas

pati tu toks...

Newgrounds isn't a place 4 assholes like you.
Go away.
AND STOP CORRECTING PEOPLE 4 CHRIST'S SAKE!
RETARD!
Screw you.
I'm going to have a random dance party.
AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!!!!!

I wonder who is acting like a retard now, hm? Let's see...

You are.
<PWNed>

No, I was PWNed. Not am.

Hi. Thanks for the comment. Question: is the garbage whistle a statement or have you just not gotten around to fixing it yet?

Well, I flagged a couple of abusive reviews (They were not like "AEJiafji3q8f" but like "OMG SO AWESOME!!!1")...Is there any possible way in fixing this to a normal whistle?

I think ya shooped when you shoulda wooped!

Yup, so my lazer is weak sauce.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/74264/871">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7 4264/871</a> (Rage's gift to you. Fix your whistle!)

Been there, done that.

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY...

FUCK UR MOM FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm already occupied with yours.

Nope.
You are STILL <PWNed>

By what?

I noticed that you keep changing your gender. Are you Micheal Jackson?!?
DON'T MOLEST ME!!!!!

No. I just want to keep people confused. I don't want random anonymous internet to know my gender. Better safe than sorry.

Dorkas...
Lawlz.

faggotdragon...
Lawlz.

touche!

Whore-kas.
Your turn.

retard-ragon

Lork-ASS.
Got any more bright ideas?

lunarfaggon96

your sig is awesome-o

Which one? The blue with my name? Actually, officer made it for me (Thanks officer).

Shoop Da Whoop.

*Yawn*
Do all of your comebacks include gay bashing?
Bore-kas.
I'm done.
Don't bother replying, I already know what you're gonna say.

lunarlander96, lol.

Lorkas, you make me laugh.

You may not know me, but I don't care. <3

Awww gee, thanks.

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