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I'd offer you some tea but...

Age 29, Male

shoe stealing Gnome

school for gnomes

Lithuania,

Joined on 4/3/06

Level:
29
Exp Points:
9,252 / 9,340
Exp Rank:
3,762
Vote Power:
7.09 votes
Rank:
Police Sergeant
Global Rank:
7,663
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382
Saves:
815
B/P Bonus:
12%
Whistle:
Silver
Medals:
354

When I was...a shoop woop. Also, holy shit silver whistle.

Posted by Lorkas - October 13th, 2007


EDIT: unbanned now.
EDIT2: By the way, is cool
EDIT3: Holy shit, silver whistle! Woohoo!
EDIT4 [NEW]: Huh...My whistle level dropped
Remember the day when there were no mods online for about an hour? The day a week ago? Yeah. Well during that timing I made about three spam topics, and about 60 spam posts (Most of them were with the word nig**r in it)

password -diazepam

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...Jimmy's eyes. It's as though he gazes into your soul, reading your every sin. Yet, he isn't judging you. These eyes of demise do not judge, for you feel no shame or regret. His stare still scares you, as if it is there to tell you something. A commodity you may already know of. Yes, something you may be obligated to do. This cannibalistic gaze is corrupting your sanity, desecrating it with incongruous thoughts, repeating the same word you've known for as long you were alive - Donate. That's the '''only''' way to absolve yourself from that vicious scowl. That is the only way to eradicate those revolting chains that have locked your own mind.

When I was...a shoop woop. Also, holy shit silver whistle.


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Comments

WTF YOU TOOK 50.

I was going to do it.... :{

Lol, I took it just before you. I suppose you deserve it lol.

Heh, I appearantly missed that epic day! :D

It was yesterday.

cup of coffee?

Sure, why not.

dorkas

pati tu toks...

Newgrounds isn't a place 4 assholes like you.
Go away.
AND STOP CORRECTING PEOPLE 4 CHRIST'S SAKE!
RETARD!
Screw you.
I'm going to have a random dance party.
AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!!!!!

I wonder who is acting like a retard now, hm? Let's see...

You are.
<PWNed>

No, I was PWNed. Not am.

Hi. Thanks for the comment. Question: is the garbage whistle a statement or have you just not gotten around to fixing it yet?

Well, I flagged a couple of abusive reviews (They were not like "AEJiafji3q8f" but like "OMG SO AWESOME!!!1")...Is there any possible way in fixing this to a normal whistle?

I think ya shooped when you shoulda wooped!

Yup, so my lazer is weak sauce.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/74264/871">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7 4264/871</a> (Rage's gift to you. Fix your whistle!)

Been there, done that.

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY...

FUCK UR MOM FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I'm already occupied with yours.

Nope.
You are STILL <PWNed>

By what?

I noticed that you keep changing your gender. Are you Micheal Jackson?!?
DON'T MOLEST ME!!!!!

No. I just want to keep people confused. I don't want random anonymous internet to know my gender. Better safe than sorry.

Dorkas...
Lawlz.

faggotdragon...
Lawlz.

touche!

Whore-kas.
Your turn.

retard-ragon

Lork-ASS.
Got any more bright ideas?

lunarfaggon96

your sig is awesome-o

Which one? The blue with my name? Actually, officer made it for me (Thanks officer).

Shoop Da Whoop.

*Yawn*
Do all of your comebacks include gay bashing?
Bore-kas.
I'm done.
Don't bother replying, I already know what you're gonna say.

lunarlander96, lol.

Lorkas, you make me laugh.

You may not know me, but I don't care. <3

Awww gee, thanks.

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