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I'd offer you some tea but...

Age 29, Male

shoe stealing Gnome

school for gnomes

Lithuania,

Joined on 4/3/06

Level:
29
Exp Points:
9,252 / 9,340
Exp Rank:
3,743
Vote Power:
7.09 votes
Rank:
Police Sergeant
Global Rank:
7,661
Blams:
382
Saves:
815
B/P Bonus:
12%
Whistle:
Silver
Medals:
354

When I was...a shoop woop. Also, holy shit silver whistle.

Posted by Lorkas - October 13th, 2007


EDIT: unbanned now.
EDIT2: By the way, is cool
EDIT3: Holy shit, silver whistle! Woohoo!
EDIT4 [NEW]: Huh...My whistle level dropped
Remember the day when there were no mods online for about an hour? The day a week ago? Yeah. Well during that timing I made about three spam topics, and about 60 spam posts (Most of them were with the word nig**r in it)

password -diazepam

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...Jimmy's eyes. It's as though he gazes into your soul, reading your every sin. Yet, he isn't judging you. These eyes of demise do not judge, for you feel no shame or regret. His stare still scares you, as if it is there to tell you something. A commodity you may already know of. Yes, something you may be obligated to do. This cannibalistic gaze is corrupting your sanity, desecrating it with incongruous thoughts, repeating the same word you've known for as long you were alive - Donate. That's the '''only''' way to absolve yourself from that vicious scowl. That is the only way to eradicate those revolting chains that have locked your own mind.

When I was...a shoop woop. Also, holy shit silver whistle.


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Comments

I hope you don't mind me taking your 100th comment.
<100 comment random dance party!!!!!>

Woah! Thanks guys!

PIE IS GEWD!
GAWD I CAN'T SPELL RIGHT! I LEFT CAPS LOCK ON...

I KNOE IT 2 HARD 2 TAIP WIT KAPSLOK ON

^^^^^^ heheheh....

Heheh indeed.

Hurdy huuur...
Your a lil older than me, I turned 13 October 26.

Ha! Ha!

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COMEDY SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!

How do you call a black priest...? (holy shit!)

Get it? BUDUM TSHHHH

What is wrong with my sexy b/p stats? LOL

And its good to see you :D

Nothing's wrong, they're awesome.

holy fuck 111 comments! what were you doing, lorkas?

Leaving comments to random people's user pages...And making topics. I think that's the easiest way to get a lot of comments.

clever

Thay'nks!

I'm chargin' mah lazorz!!!
Also:
1. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
I say: HOLY SHIT!!! I LEFT THE OVEN ON!! F*CK!!!

Yeah, but if the glass walls were thick enough, you couldn't see shit. So no need to change in the basement.

2. Confucious says:

"Man that goes to sleep with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly finger"

stinkypinky?

Lol ;>

WOO MCR!!!...uh, wooo. spam topics!!!
: lol afterthought.

Spam topics are fun

OH SHIT! I think that guy in your pic might be a chargin' hiz lazorz!

run muthafuggas, RUN!

I guess he'll fire that lazer and kill us by the time we read this message, so there's noth...*boom*

JKSdjfS b

esg

YEH I THOUGHT SO

me too

You know....stealing shoes is wrong.
Wether you're a gnome or not.

Heh, I have that little "signature" for two years now. Thanks for telling me lol. Also, what's wrong with stealing shoes? Atleast I don't steal underwear n' such.

When you steal shoes, the victim becomes shoeless then goes on to step on a piece of aids infested glass. Then he goes and fucks your girlfriend, then you fuck your girlfriend and BOOM now you've been hit by the aids truck!

All of that could've been avoided by NOT being a shoe stealing gnome.

AIDS doesn't work on gnomes, you know. We get GNAIDS, which is worse.

When I was...a young BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!

My father, took me into the CIUHHHHHHHHHH!

Great work there and the ban was certainly worth it.
Also good image there
Finally your another Bronze Whistle friend.

Thanks. Took some lurking in Rage's topic. But was totally worth it I suppose :)

eyelovepyzda

Who doesn't?

When I was, a young BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!one!
!!!

PHROOOOOOM!!!

Talk about reaching for the stars!!

Lazers

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