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Total Medals Earned: 350 (From 67 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,085 Points

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/25/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/23/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Seven's Second Adventure

Can't Remember what Items you Have? Unlocked 12/11/09
10 Points
Press A to view your inventory
Not Cool 5 Points Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Look, We made a Game! 10 Points View Credits
You Read the Directions? 10 Points Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Awshum 25 Points Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
We're People Too 25 Points View all of the Bios
Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Plant Love 50 Points Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Fetch 100 Points Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/285 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead 10 Points Complete the second chapter.
Architect 10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce 10 Points Complete the third chapter.
Gishy 25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion 50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist 100 Points Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)

Stickya Adventurya

Easier as it seems. Unlocked 9/16/09
5 Points
Kill the first enemy.
Knick knocker. Unlocked 9/16/09
10 Points
Explode the big mean door.
HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points Destroy all the bunnies.
Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points Complete the game.
You're just great at this. 25 Points Die over 100 times.
Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
You must be cheating! 100 Points Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/19/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

super sweatshop mastar

1000 km Unlocked 4/7/09
25 Points
Go 1000 km for the mother land
5000 km 50 Points Go 5000 km for great power
10000 km 100 Points Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/25/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/25/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall 50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

the classroom 3

LEARNER Unlocked 6/8/09
5 Points
Complete the tutorial.
BULLY Unlocked 6/8/09
10 Points
Punch the geek.
CHEATER Unlocked 6/8/09
10 Points
Finish the first level.
PERVERT 5 Points What are you staring at?
ONE SLICK KID 25 Points Alter the test.
VETERAN 25 Points Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points Complete the game without using passwords.
PERFECTIONIST 100 Points Complete the game without being caught.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)